If you are looking for some celebrity quotes than you are at right place. Here you will read more than 100 beautiful quotes said by famous celebrities from around the world.
We are living in an era of technology and world has become a global village. In today’s life celebrities are very important as majority of people mostly choose a celebrity as their idol and they try to follow them as much as they can. One of our reader, who is a huge fan of Mr. Jim Carrey, a famous comedian, asked me to post some beautiful quotes that has been said by Mr Carrey. After reading his mail I have made up my mind to collect and post 100 celebrity quotes.
Best Celebrity Quotes from Around the World
Following are some best and amazing quotes by celebrities. Read every single quote carefully because we have done very hard work to collect these celebrity quotes.
- At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted? Zach Galifianakis
- I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
- I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
- I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner
- I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver. Zach Galifianakis
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
- Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it’s broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection. Lady Gaga
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein
- Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
- As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
- I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers
- Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind. Bernard M. Baruch
- A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” Claude Pepper The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen
- The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder. Al Gore
- Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde
- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin
- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
- Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
- Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O’Rourke
- We got so much food in America we’re allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain’t allergic to s**t. You think anyone in Rwanda’s got a f**king lactose intolerance?! Chris Rock
- White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says “gun”? Congressional hearing. Chris Rock I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
- Some sad news from Australia… the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. Johnny Carson
- A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. David Brenner
- All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain
- If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter
- Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres
- Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton
- Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. John Lennon
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov
- Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Marilyn Monroe
- Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire. Wanda Sykes
- All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx
- The only thing I know about Africa is that it’s far, far away. About a thirty-five hour flight. The boat ride’s so long, there are still slaves on their way here. Chris Rock
- I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. Warren Buffett
- I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis
- I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell
- Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips
- One man’s folly is another man’s wife. Helen Rowland
- There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger
- It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, “if you want it your way, cook it yourself.” Johnny Carson
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby
- Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. Dr. Seuss
- (Happy Birthday To You) I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. Mitch Hedberg
- You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name — and you’ve never been to that bar before. Zach Galifianakis
- He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
- God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams
- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
- Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. Victor Hugo
- My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. Spike Milligan
- All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black
- If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe
- Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. Bill Maher
- If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers A James
- Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope
- I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, … I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he’s 50. Dane Cook
- Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben
- First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin
- Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katharine Hepburn
