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  • It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld
  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends. Walt Whitman One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. Bob Marley
  • My mother is the kind of woman you don’t want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. Chris Rock
  • Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben
  • People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres
  • Sarah Palin HAS to be Latina: she has a job and her husband don’t work. She’s gonna be a grandma, and has an infant-she’s Latina. George Lopez
  • I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. Will Rogers
  • In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin
  • I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’ Demetri Martin
  • My God. We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins. Robin Williams
  • Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter
  • It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld
  • The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller
  • TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright

  • I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas A. Edison
  • I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
  • Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. Robert Maynard Hutchins
  • Men are only as loyal as their options. Bill Maher
  • If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. Rob Corddry
  • If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. Mel Brooks
  • Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere. Albert Einstein
  • I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson
  • A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford
  • The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. Demetri Martin
  • Don’t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright Bob Marley
  • If a woman tells you she’s 20 and looks 16, she’s 12. If she tells you she’s 26 and looks 26, she’s damn near 40. Chris Rock
  • Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? Don Rickles
  • A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charles Chaplin
  • I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either. Jack Benny
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner
  • If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman
  • Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce
  • If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself. Albert Einstein
  • If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton
  • Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. Charles J. Sykes
  • Men want three things in life. Food, sex, and silence. So feed me, f**k me and shut the f**k up! Chris Rock
  • We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. Logan P. Smith
  • There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James
  • Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns
  • Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley
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