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100+ Heart Breaking Fake People Quotes

Fake people? Yes! There are lots of people who can make a fake relationship with you and can take the benefits of your too much blind trust. Trusting someone is not easy, but whenever you trust someone, you won’t know about the consequences being negative. When you trust and love someone, you won’t know if the person has fake feelings about you and you become entirely blind for them.So we are providing you collection of “FAKE PEOPLE QUOTES” today.

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Fake people can destroy your whole life by doing anything to you. Why does that even happen? How people build fake feelings? What do they get? Even I’ve never understood this. Well, do you have such a person around you who is playing with your feelings? Can you feel anything about that? We have compiled a list of quotes for fake people that you can send them via a text to make them realize, and also, these quotes will definitely make you believe that the person is playing with you, IF YOU CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

I hope you will realize the falseness of that person or he/she will realize that this is not fair to do with anyone. Scroll down through the following fake people quotes and check out! this quotes can be used as whatsapp status or as a message too.

100+ Heart Breaking Fake People Quotes 2016

Fake People Quotes

Fake People Quotes

1.) I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

2.) Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn’t them.

3.) Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

4.) Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

5.) Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me… its that they figured out a way to fit “ass” into the same word twice.

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6.) Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it’s my own reflection!

7.) I named my dog “5 miles”, so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

8.) I’m looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

9.) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

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10.) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

11.) Running away doesn’t help you with your problems… unless you’re fat.

12.) If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.

13.) I’m in shape… Unfortunately, it’s the shape of a potato.

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14.) Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad.

15.) Shout out to my fingers, I can always count on them.

16.) I just saw an Apple store get robbed… does that make me an iWitness?

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17.) Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to…Unless you’re in prison!

18.) Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

19.) My wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he’ll treat her better… they worship cows.

20.) If Apple were to ever make a car… would it have Windows?

Fake People Quotes

Fake People Quotes

21.) Fake friends are like plastic, if you’re finished using it, you can trash it.

22.) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

23.) I’m a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he’s known in Zimbabwe, “Three Hundred Million Dollars.”

24.) It’s better to have an ENEMY who honestly says they hate you than to have a FRIEND who’s putting you down secretly

25.) People wears a mask of lie so they look attractive , so be careful.

26.) I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

27.) Sometimes you have to distance yourself from all the folks that only calls when they need something

28.) Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

29.) I failed my driver’s test today. The instructor asked me “What do you do at a red light?” I said “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”

30.) No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

31.) Why do medications never have any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medicine bottle that says, “May cause extreme sexiness”

32.) Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care.

33.) Do bankruptcy lawyers really expect to be paid?

34.) Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

35.) If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

36.) Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you’ve had enough.

37.) Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

38.) Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake an entire relationship!

39.) I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.

40.) People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you’ve got diarrhea is better.

Fake People Quotes

Fake People Quotes

41.) I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.

42.) Fake people will hang around as long as you let them. So, don’t. Cut back on their time and spend it with your real friends

43.) Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

44.) If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.

45.) Boobs are just proof that men can focus on two things at once.

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46.) Abdelnour Nice words and nice appearance doesn’t conclude that someone is nice, i believe that the nicer you look, the more deceptive you appear.

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47.) Fake people are like fools gold, it can be found everywhere yet it’s worth nothing. Real people are like gold, they’re very rare and worth a fortune

48.) Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

49.) You spend the first 2 years of a child’s life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

50.) Fake people hate honesty. It’s the lies that keep them feeling good about themselves and their lives. So share your true feelings about their actions and watch how they fade away

51.) You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

52.) Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next”. So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

53.) Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

54.) I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

55.) The only thing you get from being fake is losing your real friends and gaining more fake people in your circle

56.) Why be fake? In the end, the truth comes out and when that happens, you’re standing alone

57.) Don’t be racist, be like Super Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican.

58.) Dear rappers, please stop putting sirens in your songs. When I’m driving, it scares the crap out of me.

59.) Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.

60.) Sometimes it’s a good thing to have fake people in this world. It helps you find out who your real friends are.

Fake People Quotes

Fake People Quotes

61.) Sometimes its not the person who change, it’s the mask that falls off.

62.) “Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom company.

63.) The same person that speaks highly of you will be the same person that downs you. Be careful who you call friends.

64.) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

65.) If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor’s prescription.

66.) Cannot trust anyone these days. Fake is becoming the new trend

67.) I changed all my passwords to “incorrect”, so that whenever I forget, it will tell me, “Your password is incorrect.”

68.) In the beginning, some people try to appear that everything about them is in black and white, until later their true colors come out.

69.) I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

70.) The last thing I want to do is hurt you… but it’s still on the list.

71.) Fake people are like soap bubbles, they pop out when the sun shines brightly.

72.) I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

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73.) Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

74.) If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments.

75.) Johnson Time passes and you begin to see, people for who they really are and not who they pretend to be.

76.) If you were home alone, and you heard a fart, would you be scared or laugh?

77.) Fake people have a hard time attaching themselves to people who have good self-esteem. Because people who feel good about themselves won’t put up with them

78.) What’s the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you?re so ugly on the inside?

79.) A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ‘Do you want a bag?’, the cashier asks. ‘No’, the guy says, ‘she’s not that ugly’.

80.) Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

81.) Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated.

Fake People Quotes

Fake People Quotes

82.) Don’t be fooled by their mask.Fake people eventually show their true colors. Just wait until their mask needs cleaning.

83.) Bird Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else’s.

84.) Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

85.) Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

86.) If I die in my sleep, at least I can actually say that I died doing what I loved.

87.) Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

88.) Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

89.) Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today. It’s obviously fake, everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

90.) In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken.

91.) I hate two faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.

92.) Relationships are like fat people… Most of them don’t work out.

93.) Everyone have two faces, but mine are twins.

94.) I farted in the Apple store and everyone yelled at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows!

95.) Women say childbirth is the most painful thing… obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.

96.) I’m tired of having a good heart to people who run all over me, selfish people.

97.) I love fake people provided they are mannequins.

98.) Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 10 years in a row now…

99.) Girls Fall in love with what they hear, and guys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make up and guys lie!

100.) Say “I won a math debate” really fast.

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101.) It’s funny how; The one person you’d take a bullet for tends to always be the one behind the gun.

102.) Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they’re scattered everywhere.

About the author

Alina Angel

I am a technology blogger who wants to explore new apps and softwares. I love whatsapp functions and always keep collecting fresh whatsapp status ideas and sharing it here on my blog.

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