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100 Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

Latest Whatsapp Status With Unique Meaning

51] Waiting for wi-fi network.

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52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

53] One more password got married…!!

54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

58] Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

59] I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

62] Status under construction. my favorite whatsapp status.

63] Take Life, one cup at a time!

64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

65] Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
:);)

68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

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71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

72] One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot

75] apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…
(hindi status)

76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉

81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

82] Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy
them.

83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
Friedrich Nietzsche

84] Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.

85] God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

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89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

90] You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.

96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

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Alina Angel

I am a technology blogger who wants to explore new apps and softwares. I love whatsapp functions and always keep collecting fresh whatsapp status ideas and sharing it here on my blog.

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