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Funniest Minions Quotes And Sayings 2016

Minions are little yellow cartoons , and they make us laugh a lot. People love Minion Quotes that’s the reason we are writing this article today to provide your the most funniest sayings by The Minions either they delivered it in the movie despicable me or the Minions Movie 2016.

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Minions usually talk in their own language but some of the quotes still subtitled in English language check them out in the following lines.

Best Funny Minions Quotes 2016:

  • 1 ) Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed.
  • 2 ) “Did you just fall?” Noo.I attacked the floor.
  • 3 ) Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap..
  • 4 ) Im not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
  • 5 ) You know how you can smack something to get it to work? I wish I could do that with people.

6 ) A good mood is like a ballon.One little prick is all it takes to ruin It.!

7 ) Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it needs a Who the hell are you? button!

8 ) Alright who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?

9 ) You can’t always control who walks into your life. but you can control which window you throw them out of.

10 ) At Night I can’t sleep. In the Morning I can’t wake up.

Minion Status Qoutes and Sayings

11 ) I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

12 ) Most women are afraid of clowns but still end up dating one!

13 ) Cal me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a Saturday night to have fun. Staying home and watching movies is just fine with me!

14 ) I make time for people who make time for me.

15 ) Yes, I Dance in my car. Yes, I see you starting at me. No, I don’t care.

16 ) Of course I talk to my self.Sometimes I need expert advice.

17 ) Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

18 ) First person to complain it’s too hot this summer gets punched.

19 ) Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally I think if you can hear them whining you’re not pressing hard enough on the pillow.!

20 ) I am sweet,loveable,kind,shy and Innocent..Oh,for heavens sake,stop laughing.!

21 ) My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

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22 ) Talking to your best friend Is sometimes all the therapy you need.

23 ) I wish to donate Fat like yiyu can donate blood.

24 ) Instad Of Cleaning House i just watch an episode of hoarders and think wow my house looks great.!!

25 ) We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

26 ) I don’t care If you’re black,white,short,tall,skinny,rich or poor. If you Respect me I’ll respect you.

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