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300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

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300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

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300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

1.) Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…”

2.) Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

3.) When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.

4.) It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.

5.) There are two ways to rule me and nobody knows them!!

6.) The Earth without Art is just Eh.

7.) I’m not on steroids, but thanks for asking..

8.) we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

9.) Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!

10.) Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

11.) Train your mind to see the good in every situation.

12.) Loneliness is better than bad company.

13.) Any guy can love a thousand girls…but only a rare guy can love one girl in a thousand way.

14.) Never say the skys the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

15.) The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.

16.) If you fall. I’ll be there.

17.) If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

18.) I need you so much closer.

19.) Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

20.) Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

21.) Error: status unavailable

22.) There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

23.) Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

24.) A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly “Heart”

25.) “Be present it is the only moment that matters.”

26.) My attitude depends on the people in front of me….

27.) Men shouldn’t hide weakness, they should kill it.

28.) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? A Yes B A C B.

29.) Obsession is what lazy people call dedication.

30.) If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

31.) Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

32.) If I’m wired with you. I like you.

33.) I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

34.) Cheat on your girlfriends, not on your workouts.

35.) love listening to lies when i know the truth.

36.) I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.

37.) A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly “Heart”

38.) Yeah, I had a girlfriend once, but she couldn’t spot me, so what was the point?

39.) Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

40.) Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.

41.) Love has no limits.

42.) If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

43.) Everything is fair in Love and War.

44.) I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

45.) Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

46.) I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

47.) Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

48.) No matter how impossible, unattainable, or unimaginable something may seem…if it’s meant to be, it’ll be.

49.) Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

50.) Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

51.) Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.

52.) Build your body, build your character

53.) Only you can give me that feeling.

54.) I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

55.) When I count my blessings i count you twice.

56.) My heart is perfect because… you are inside.

57.) Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

58.) I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.

59.) Remember you are the one who can fill the world with sunshine.

60.) If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.

61.) Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

62.) If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

63.) I’d cross the world for someone like you.

64.) Great power comes with great electricity bills.

65.) The best curve on your whole body.

66.) AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

67.) I’ll love you until the day after forever.

68.) Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

69.) I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

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70.) Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

71.) Squat! Because somewhere there’s a girl warming up with your max.

72.) Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

73.) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

74.) Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

75.) I was pro life before I met you.

76.) light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak. more Cool whatsapp status.

77.) When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

78.) Cardio? Is that spanish?

79.) Life is short smile while you still have teeth.

80.) Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

81.) A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

82.) Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

83.) A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

84.) We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

85.) Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you

86.) Any guy can love a thousand girls…but only a rare guy can love one girl in a thousand way.

87.) We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

88.) i do it because i can, i can because i want to, i want to because you said i couldn’t

89.) You look like a before picture.

90.) Sorry but i don’t need any part time people in my life. You’re either with me or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.

91.) When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

92.) Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

93.) Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.

94.) Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

95.) Don’t get a man\woman ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

96.) Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

97.) Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

98.) I’m cool but global warming made me hot

99.) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

100.) Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

101.) If your out of breath, dizzy, feel like vomiting, can’t remember your name, you are on the right road.

102.) I can’t go a day without thinking about you.

103.) sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

104.) It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

105.) I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

106.) Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…

107.) I’m done begging for your love.

108.) If you dont live for something you’ll die for nothing

109.) No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.

110.) I believe in hate at first sight.

111.) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

112.) Silent people have the craziest minds.

113.) I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

114.) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

115.) Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

116.) I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

117.) Only you get out, what you put in

118.) Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal this status.

119.) Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

120.) The pain of today is the victory of tomorrow.

121.) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

122.) A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.

123.) Be the type of person you want to meet.

124.) I’m not always right! I’m just never wrong.

125.) Wake up and live.

126.) I want another day with you.

127.) You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.

128.) Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

129.) Be proud, but never satisfied.

130.) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

131.) Born to express not to impress.

132.) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

133.) SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

134.) Not always available, try your luck 😉

135.) People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

136.) Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

137.) The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

138.) A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

139.) It is your attitude, not your aptitude that determines your altitude.

140.) a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

141.) Don’t worry. God is always on time.

142.) Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours

143.) There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them

144.) Life isn’t about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.

145.) Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

146.) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

147.) It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.

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148.) Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine 🙂

149.) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

150.) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016


152.) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

153.) Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

154.) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

155.) I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

156.) Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. 😀

157.) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

158.) My Hearts beats only for you.

159.) Some people should just give up at engineering or medical ………i have.

160.) Everything happens for a reason, so don’t disappoint.

161.) The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

162.) Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is growing strong by conflict.

163.) I can’t stop missing you.

164.) Love can be demonstrated not defined.

165.) Don’t rush on anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.

166.) Life’s too short to be small

167.) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

168.) The best curve on your whole body.

169.) “Always remember, Money is not everything in life, but, Make sure you earn, sufficient before you think of such nonsense.”

170.) Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.

171.) If you fall, I’ll be there. — Floor

172.) Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.

173.) life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

174.) Read books instead of reading my status!

175.) I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.

176.) No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.

177.) If you are player then I’m the GAME.

178.) This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.

179.) Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

180.) I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.

181.) You can’t stop loving short girls.

182.) I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

183.) I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.

184.) Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.

185.) Laziness is me middle name.

186.) Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

187.) we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

188.) I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye

189.) The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

190.) I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ?

191.) Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

192.) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

193.) I love listening to lies when i know the truth.

194.) No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.

195.) A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

196.) Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want

197.) I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

198.) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

199.) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

200.) I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

201.) I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.

202.) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

203.) People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ?

204.) There is no finish line so love the journey.

205.) 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

206.) Can’t talk, telepathy only!

207.) I need Google in my brain.

208.) Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :

209.) I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

210.) Hey,you are reading my status again??

211.) Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

212.) No status available

213.) I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.

214.) Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

215.) Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. – Wyn Owen Justin

216.) Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

217.) If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

218.) Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??

219.) The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

220.) Life is like riding bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

221.) If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

222.) The secret of having it all is believing you already do.

223.) Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.

224.) The only difference between a good day and bad day is your attitude!!

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225.) Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

226.) Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

227.) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

228.) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

229.) Second place is just a spot for the first looser.

230.) Many girls obsess about how to be the perfect girlfriend truth is, most guys are happy enough to just have a girlfriend.

231.) I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

232.) I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.

233.) It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

234.) Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

235.) If you don’t like my attitude quit talking to me.

236.) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

237.) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

238.) I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

239.) I love you even when I hate you.

240.) Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

241.) The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

242.) No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

243.) Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.

244.) I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

245.) Be nice or leave–Thank you.

246.) I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

247.) Of course its heavy, thats why they call it weight.

248.) Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

249.) You have the perfect face for radio.

250.) Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

251.) It is hard to fly when something is weighting you down.

252.) Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

253.) I hate math but I love counting money.

254.) Be nice or leave–Thank you.

255.) I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.

256.) I can’t place anyone above you but I can place myself above you, not to be a master but to be your shield and always protect you.

257.) She believed she could, so she did.

258.) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

259.) True romance isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together but grandma and grandpa who grew old together.

260.) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

300+ Outstanding Whatsapp Online Status And Quotes 2016

261.) I think love is fearless.

262.) It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.

263.) Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls..But..Nothing’s as gorgeous as me and my girls.

264.) When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀

265.) The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

266.) Look up to the sky. You’ll never find rainbows If you’re looking down.

267.) The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

268.) 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.

269.) Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights!!

270.) Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

271.) If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

272.) No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.

273.) You must do what others don’t, to achieve what others won’t

274.) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

275.) If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

276.) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

277.) We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

278.) My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

279.) Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

280.) All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.

281.) Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

282.) When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

283.) Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

284.) Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…

285.) If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

286.) Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

287.) Marriage means silent suicide.

288.) The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

289.) Life is onetime offers use it well.

290.) Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

291.) I can see you checking my whatsapp status.

292.) This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.

293.) Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?

294.) If you fall, I’ll be there. — Floor

295.) More pain, more pussy

296.) “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

297.) I hope you always find a reason to smile.

298.) No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

299.) I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.

300.) All great changes are preceded by chaos.

301.) Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

302.) The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.

303.) In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.

304.) You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

305.) Be nice or leave–Thank you.

306.) Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.

307.) You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you.

308.) Many girls obsess about how to be the perfect girlfriend truth is, most guys are happy enough to just have a girlfriend.

309.) A pretty face is nothing if you have an ugly “Heart”

310.) Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

311.) This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.

312.) A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.

313.) Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

314.) We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

315.) Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.

316.) A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.

317.) A true businessman always does business out of courage.

318.) Do a little more each day than you think you can.

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